Reveal The Unknown...: Stories and jokes

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Stories

Jokes

Three women

     Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

Disiplinced...

     Carl had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Carl went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Carl slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work."Boss", he said, " The pill actually worked!""That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you yesterday?"

Two Thieves

     Two thieves just fled from a policeman. One's name is John and the other one's name Watson.
They were so tired after ran away from the police.
Then, they started a conversation.............

John    : Hey Watson, why police can always track us?
Watson : Hmmmm.... I probably know the answer.
John      : What is it dude!
Watson : Because.....I'm actually an undercover police.
              Put up Your Hand John!



Happy Birthday!

Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

lol :)